My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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