hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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