I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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