Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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