why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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