i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
