i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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