I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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