3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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