How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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