operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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