Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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