My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
