is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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