i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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