so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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