To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I believe in your delicious
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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