I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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