Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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