It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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