btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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