I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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