Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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