I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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