two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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