why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You don't make any sense
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