Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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