Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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