Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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