Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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