He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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