I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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