He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
