is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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