Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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