Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
