I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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