1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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