There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize