Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
