Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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