Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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