I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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