Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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