That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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