sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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