i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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