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(706): View more from Georgia

What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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(316): View more from Kansas

This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?

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(772): View more from Florida

When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol

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