well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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