You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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