I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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