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but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.

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(518): View more from New York

You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window

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(716): View more from New York

My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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(847): View more from Illinois

but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin

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(917): View more from New York City

well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."

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(216): View more from Ohio

I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.

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