I want to stick my p in your. b.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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