question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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