He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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