I need help removing her.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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