I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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