Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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